They Did Me Dirty (Literally)

If I look calm, it's because I was screaming on the inside.

It was literally like a movie. I was just about to close the trunk of my car when a snow truck drove by and sprayed me with dirty slush. My pants and coat got drenched and muddied, especially the back. Oh, and the entire inside of my car got blasted too, along with everything inside of it, so there’s that. The City of Chicago owes me way more than just a car wash.

Ruling: #TakeThisL